2nd over: India 1-2 (Rahul 1, Gill 0) Jofra Archer’s turn. He beats KL Rahul outside off, then hits him in the vicinity of the pleasuredome with a sharp lifter. Rahul gets India off the mark with a flick wide of leg slip for a single.

Time for one more over before lunch.

“Although the Poire Belle Hélène is a fine second, the greatest tasting crêpe is of course avec citron et sucre,” says Brian Withington. “However, for pronunciation purposes there is only one candidate, the immortal Kenneth Williams rendition of Ma Crêpe Suzette. You’re welcome.”

(Thanks for all your emails this morning and throughout the series. As my brain gets slower – I’m forty-ni in my forties – I find it harder to read them all, which is frustrating but kind of unavoidable. Double-wicket maidens don’t help.)